me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again
I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home
Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it makes me happy every time.
Same.
i bawled watching this
I love that she’s raising a pack of puppycats now.
Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*
Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?
Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it
Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him
Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother
